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May 27, 2019

Full Court Press: The Pelicans Got the First Pick (and Probably Zion Williamson)

3 on 3 Draft: The Three Best Onion Sports Headlines

That Actually Happened: JR Smith Threw Soup at an Assistant Coach and Wild Cleveland Championship Celebrations

And also: Trajan Langdon, Manager General of the Pelicans Realm, Big Boy Spikes, Sweaty Boy Gang, Expensive Maraschino Cherries, JR Smith Body Shirts, Drinking Cleveland Dry



Zack Meisel is a senior writer at the Athletic. Check him out on Twitter at

Andrew Lopez is New Orleans Pelicans beat writer for The Times-Picayune. Check out his Twitter at


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